Thursday, August 7, 2025

Bacon Cheeseburger Pasta Salad

When you want a bacon cheeseburger, but it's too hot to cook outside OR inside. It tastes exactly like a bacon cheeseburger if you add all the optional ingredients, right down to the sesame seed bun.


Pasta salad ingredients: 

  • 16 oz short pasta, such as macaroni, rotini, or ditalini
  • 16 oz ground beef or ground turkey
  • 1/2 red onion
  • 8 oz bacon, cooked and crumbled, or 2.5 oz package precooked and crumbled bacon
  • 1 cup halved cherry tomatoes
  • 1/2 cup finely diced dill pickle (about 1 large pickle)
  • 8 oz (2 cups) diced or shredded Cheddar or American cheese
  • Shredded lettuce (optional)
  • Croutons (optional)
  • Yellow mustard (optional)
  • Sesame seeds (optional)

Dressing ingredients: 
  • 1 cup ketchup
  • 1/2 cup mayonnaise
  • 1 tbsp dill pickle juice (optional)
Note: You could also substitute store-bought burger sauce or Thousand Island dressing. 

Directions: 
  1. Cook the pasta as directed, then for 1 minute longer. Drain and rinse, then refrigerate until chilled. 
  2. Season the ground beef or turkey as desired and cook until completely done and temperature reaches 165F (or your preference). Drain and rinse. 
  3. Slice or dice the red onion according to your preference. Use raw, or saute over medium-high heat for 2-3 minutes or until slightly translucent. Note: if you prefer cooked onions on your burger, you could cook the onion at the same time as the meat - just add the onion when the meat is close to being done. 
  4. Add the cooked ground meat, the red onion, the cooked bacon, the cherry tomatoes, the dill pickle, and the cheese into the pasta. 
  5. Combine all dressing ingredients and combine thoroughly. Add the dressing to the container of pasta salad and combine thoroughly. 
  6. To serve, serve in bowls. If desired, top with shredded lettuce, croutons, additional ketchup or mayonnaise, and/or mustard. 
Note: Most of the time when I make this, I cook burger patties and then dice them in to around 1/2" dice. While not every bite will have burger, the ones that do will really taste like a burger. 

Saturday, February 8, 2025

Superbowl LIX - The Threepeat(?)

Even though it's just the three of us, I still cook, and I still try to honor the teams playing. So here's my menu for Superbowl 59 in New Orleans, LA. I am not rooting for either team; rather, I'm hoping for: 

  • No serious injuries
  • Good commercials
  • A good non-blowout game
  • A minimum of, well, "questionable calls." 
Anyway, here's the menu. 

Kansas City Chiefs: 

  • Pulled pork with Kansas City barbecue sauce. Sauce is from a jar (KC Masterpiece Original Kansas City style). Did I mention it's only the three of us? 
  • Travis Kelce's Burnt Ends Mac & Cheese. Store-boughten. 

Philadelphia Eagles: 
  • Philly cheesesteak sliders. *Three* choices this year: regular store sliced provolone; aged provolone; and authentic Cheez Whiz from the jar. 
  • Aside: This year I also learned that apparently grilled or fried peppers are OK, and pickled hot or sweet peppers like banana peppers can be accepted, but nobody in Philly adds bell peppers of any color. The more you know. But I do have both hot and sweet jarred banana peppers. 

New Orleans (host site): 
  • Muffuletta sliders. Olive salad from a jar, salami, ham, provolone, mozzarella. I know it traditionally has mortadella. Nope, no, huh-uh. 
Other: 
  • Amy's Cilantro Cream Sauce. This is a regular make for me and has been at every Superbowl I've hosted for at least a decade. The link I use keeps moving around but the recipe is consistent. https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/20446/amys-cilantro-cream-sauce/
  • The Devil's Queso - Rotel ghost pepper diced tomatoes, Mrs. Renfro's ghost pepper salsa, Mexican Velveeta, and lean ground beef.