Tasting Paldo Volcano Spicy Chicken Noodles

Today I'm trying Paldo's Volcano Spicy Chicken Noodles. It's labeled as being "Crazy Hot! Hot Spicy". It's rated #9 on the spiciest prepackaged ramens of all time by The Ramen Rater. 

I generally followed the package instructions, cooking it in 2 1/2 cups of boiling water for 3:00, then drained most of the water off. I did not do the stir-fry step. 

The noodles were fairly thick, very chewy, very tasty by themselves. It comes with two packets, one that had seaweed and sesame seeds, and one that was the chili sauce. I added both, gave it a stir, and let it sit a minute or so. 

I found the actual flavor to be a nondescript "meaty". It's labeled as chicken but I didn't see any actual chicken in the ingredients - rather, there was yeast extract, MSG, and artificial beef and chicken flavor. Heat-wise, it did have a bit of a punch, though I'm not sure I'd consider it to be spicy enough to be the 9th hottest of the several thousand the Ramen Rater has tried. The heat lingers - I waited about 4 min after the first bite and I could still feel it. The heat seems to build, too - I finished the bowl about 5 min ago and not only can I still feel the heat in my mouth, but my lips are slightly tingly in a way that evokes both heat and numbness. 

This one runs 520 calories and 1,263 mg of sodium. 

Verdict: I bought this as a 4-pack and will happily consume all 4 of them. That said, I may try a mukbang with the 3 remaining chili sauce packets in one bowl of noodles and save the other two for some other treatment. 

Taste: 8/10

Heat: 9/10

Tasting Tapatio Ramen Noodle Soup

 Today I'm trying Tapatio Ramen Noodle Soup. Saw this at the local Walmart and thought it might be interesting - I love hot sauce and I love ramen, so why not try the combination? Tapatio is not a super-spicy hot sauce - along the lines of a Tabasco or sriracha. 

Followed the directions using boiling water and let sit for 3 min. The noodles were still a bit more al dente than I generally go for so I let it sit another minute or so. 

The flavor is tough to describe. I didn't really get any flavor from it other than a very mild protein flavor - I had to check the ingredients to see that it includes beef and vegetable stock and MSG. The heat was there if you have a very sensitive palate, but as I noted, Tapatio isn't noted for scorching heat. Overall I'd say the flavor was pleasant. 

I didn't have anything to stir into it so I ate it as is, but it would have been significantly improved I think with a bit of meat, maybe some lime juice and cilantro. 

440 calories as packaged, and 1540 mg of sodium. 

Verdict: It was OK, but that's it. 

Taste: B

Heat: D

Tasting Nissin's Hot & Spicy Blazing Hot Flavor Noodles

 

Today I'm trying Nissin's Hot & Spicy Blazing Hot Noodles. Like the previous one, it's a big serving and presented the same way. I cooked it in a bit more water and for 3:00 per package directions. Noodles were nice and chewy and held up well. 

I tried it without the chili sauce first. Flavor was fairly bland, and while there was a slight bit of heat, i.e. hotter than plain or teriyaki, but no real bite, there was not much flavor other than that slight piquancy. 

I opened the chili sauce and there was no particular aroma to it. Added it to the noodles and again, it added a bit of heat and not much flavor. It certainly was unworthy of the term "Blazing Hot". As with the previous tasting, I added a bit of leftover pork and maybe 1/2 tsp of sesame oil and it was OK. 

Only(!) 420 calories as packaged, and 1300 mg of sodium. 

Verdict: It was OK, but that's it. 

Taste: B-

Heat: B-

Tasting Nissin's Hot & Spicy Firewok Sizzlin' Rich Pork Noodles

Today I'm trying Nissin's Hot & Spicy Firewok Sizzlin' Rich Pork Noodles. Like the previous one, it's a big serving and presented the same way. I cooked it in a bit more water and for 3:30 this time and it was still a bit al dente; another 20 sec did the trick, and the noodles remained chewy throughout. 

I tried it without the fire sauce first. Flavor was good but not at all spicy - I'd call it a basic pork flavor with a hint of soy & sesame. I opened the fire sauce packet and it was not at all the same - this one smelled more like charred or roasted meat and in a pleasant way. Had no qualms about adding this one, so wondering if I got an expired packet on the previous one. It added a little heat, but again nothing worthy of the term "Firewok". I did decide to add a bit of leftover pork and maybe 1/2 tsp of sesame oil and it was pretty tasty. 

This one runs 570 calories and an even 2,000 mg of sodium. 

Verdict: Much better flavor than the chicken one...but less heat. Again not sure I'd spend the money and sodium on it. 

Taste: B

Heat: C

A bit of a reset and expansion of focus - tasting Nissin's Hot & Spicy Firewok Molten Chili Chicken noodles

 I don't post nearly often enough (to either of my blogs). In an attempt to counter that, at least on this blog, I've decided to expand my focus just a bit. As those who know me well know, I have a thing for spicy foods - generally the hotter, the better. I'm thinking about starting a video series involving tastings, "World's Hottest X" rundowns, etc. At the same time, my daughter will be joining me with a focus on weird (to us) foods - think limited-edition flavors, flavors from different cultures, etc. 

So! Today I'm trying Nissin's Hot & Spicy Firewok Molten Chili Chicken noodles. It's a big serving, and advertises that it's 20% bigger than their other ones. Inside are noodles, a packet of seasoning, a packet of freeze-dried vegetables, and something called "Fire Sauce". Pretty straightforward to cook, though I cooked it for 4 min instead of 5 so it didn't get too mushy. 

I tried it without the fire sauce first. It had a decent texture, though still slightly mushy, but I generally expect that from the brands I typically find at the supermarket. There was a bit of heat, but definitely not anything to write home about. 

Next, I opened the fire sauce packet. It has a distinctly chemical smell to it that I found incredibly off-putting, to the point I almost didn't put it in. But I did, and it significantly upped the heat quotient. The smell diffused some, but it's still a very odd undertone that will likely prevent my buying this again. 

As I waited for it to cool, I noted that the noodles absorbed every bit of the water and got even a bit more mushy, though still edible. Per the packaging, it's called noodles in sauce, not soup, so I suppose that's to be expected. 

The entire thing runs 560 calories and 2,050 mg of sodium. Woof. 

Verdict: It was spicy and the heat lingered in a not unpleasant way. Not sure it's worth the weird chemical undertone and the sodium. 

Taste: C-

Heat: B- 

Vegetable Pasta Sauce

I love making this and I don't generally use a recipe. Rather, it's kinda "what vegetables do I have in the house?" and then for every cup or so of vegetables I add one can of either crushed tomatoes or tomato sauce. Here's how I made it today. 

Ingredients:

2 tbsp oil

2 large bell peppers, diced (about 2 cups)

3 large celery stalks, diced (about 2 cups)

1 large onion, diced (about 1 cup)

3 medium zucchini, diced (about 3 cups)

5 15-oz cans of crushed tomatoes and/or tomato sauce

1 cup shredded carrots

1 tbsp Italian seasoning

1 tsp dried oregano

1 tsp salt

1 tsp black pepper

1 tsp crushed red pepper flakes (optional)

1 cup shredded Parmesan or other hard Italian cheese, plus more to garnish

Directions:

1. Heat a large pot or Dutch overn over medium high heat. Add oil.  

2. Working in 2-3 batches, saute the peppers, celery, and onions for 3-5 minutes. Add zucchini and saute for another 3-5 minutes until vegetables are crisp-tender. 

3. Stir in the tomatoes/tomato sauce and remaining ingredients (through Parmesan). Bring to a simmer, then turn heat down to medium to medium-low to barely maintain the simmer. Simmer sauce for 15 minutes. 

Serve warm over pasta, rice, cabbage, whatever you want. I eat it straight from the pot. 

Add-ins: 

You could also mix in lean hamburger or turkey or pork, ground, browned, and crumbled. I've added bacon sometimes. I often add kalamata olives. Seasoning-wise you could omit the crushed red pepper or increase it, or add other peppers (fresh or spices). Basil would be nice. 

Update 9/21/2020: Other seasoning approaches: 

• Curry powder, paprika, thyme, which is a play on my schaschlik sauce. 
• The full bore schaschlik sauce (based on Kraft Original Recipe barbecue sauce rather than plain tomatoes/tomato sauce)
• Plain barbecue sauce, any variety
• Southwestern style, adding in tomatoes with chilies (e.g. Rotel) or even salsa

Hoppin' John

This is apparently a New Year's Day tradition in some parts of the U.S. that's supposed to bring luck for the new year. Regardless, I really like it and, though it's not the healthiest dish (especially as outlined below), it's an incredible vehicle for hot sauces! I also don't have the patience for dried black-eyed peas, so I use frozen or canned. Canned are significantly softer but faster; I'll address both in the recipe below.

Ingredients:
1 cup rice, cooked and fluffed according to package directions
6 thick-cut bacon slices, diced
1 package andouille or other smoked sausage, sliced 1/4" thick
8 oz (about 1 cup) ham, diced
1 medium onion, chopped
1 bell pepper (any color, I prefer green), chopped
2 stalks celery, chopped
3 garlic cloves, finely chopped or minced
2-3 15oz cans of black-eyed peas OR 2 lbs frozen black-eyed peas (and see directions below)
1 quart chicken stock
1 tsp fresh thyme
1 tsp ground thyme
1 tsp ground black pepper
1/4 tsp cayenne pepper (or to taste, can be omitted)
1 tsp onion powder
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp oregano
Hot sauce, to taste (optional)

Directions:
1. Prepare rice according to package directions and keep warm.
2. Heat Dutch oven or large pot over medium heat. Add the bacon and cook about 5-7 minutes or until nearly desired crispness. Add the sausage and ham and continue cooking until bacon is done and sausage and ham are lightly browned. Using a slotted spoon, remove the meat mixture from the skillet and set aside, leaving the rendered bacon grease in the pan.
3. Add the onion, pepper, and celery. Cook for 5 minutes or until crisp-tender and the onion starts to get translucent. Add the garlic and cook for 2 additional minutes, stirring constantly.
4. Add the black-eyed peas, chicken stock, and remaining ingredients and stir to combine thoroughly. Turn temperature to medium-low to maintain a steady simmer.

• If using frozen peas, cover pot with tight-fitting lid and simmer for 30-40 minutes until peas are tender. 
• If using canned peas, simmer for 5-10 minutes. 

Once the peas are tender, remove from heat. At this point you can either serve the Hoppin' John over the rice or fold the rice into the pot. Serve warm. 

I love hot sauce so feel free to apply liberally. You could also increase the cayenne, add crushed red pepper flakes, add chipotle or ancho chiles, dice in some jalapenos or other fresh chiles, etc.